"ini tante.. lagi chatting ama koko.." XD

tadi pas gue lagi anteng baca buku di kamar, tiba2 sang bunda masuk. beliau abis chatting di depan sama kakak gue yang ada di Singapur. Kemudian terjadilah percakapan singkat sarat makna di bawah ini..

Nyokap (N) : Tuh si Randy tadi OL. terus nyapa mami. dia ngirim yang bunyi2 ituu, apa sih tuh namanya? (nudge maksudnya-red.) terus mami tanya aja kenapa. dia nanya ‘lagi ngapain loo?’. terus mami bilang aja ‘lagi chatting ama koko di singapur.’

Gue (G) : hah? Randy OL? nggak ah. (punya feeling kalo nyokap gue pasti salah orang)

N : iya ah! orang ada votonya kok tuh lagi nyengir gitu (sambil mempraktekkan gaya nyengirnya)

G : hah??? sejak kapan Randy kalo di foto nyengir? ah salah orang kalii. emang nama nick nya siapa? atang bukan?

N : bukan. namanya MUEL..

JEGERRR!! ya salah orangggg laahhh bundaaaa!! Jelas2 namanya RANDY.. mana bisa nyasar jadi MUEL??

G : lahhhhhhhhhhh. MUEL mahh si TOGA.. Randy nicknya namanya Atang. gimana sihh..

N : oohh ya mami mana tau. ya mami bilang aja lagi chatting ama si koko di singapur. terus dia nanya ‘ini siapa ya?’ mami bilang ‘ini tante’. mami pikir si Randy. terus si MUEL itu minta maaf ktnya ‘oh maaf yaa tante.’ gitu.

terus gue langsung OL, melihat apakah korban-salah-orangnya-nyokap (baca : TOGA!) masih OL apa nggak, dan ternyata anaknya masih OL. maka dimulailah percakapan na’as di MSN bersama Toga sang “korban”. begini ceritanyaa..

ndhee© says:
cie td chatting ama emak gw

ndhee© says:
(emoticon org lagi ngakak gede bgt)

[ M U E L ] says:
IYAAAAAA

[ M U E L ] says:
hahahah

ndhee© says:
hahhaa

[ M U E L ] says:
gila gw bingung

ndhee© says:
knp?

[ M U E L ] says:
trus aga gajelas

ndhee© says:
hahaha

[ M U E L ] says:
dia blg lagi chatting sm koko

ndhee© says:
hooh

ndhee© says:
td emak gw crt

[ M U E L ] says:
gw bingung

[ M U E L ] says:
gw kira larry

ndhee© says:
hahaha

ndhee© says:
(emoticon org lagi ngakak gede bgt)

[ M U E L ] says:
trus gw blg “ini sapa”

[ M U E L ] says:
dy bilang tante

[ M U E L ] says:
‘maminya cindy lg chating sama koko’

ndhee© says:
ia dia pikir lo RANDYY

ndhee© says:
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[ M U E L ] says:
‘dia di sing mau pulang ke jkt’

ndhee© says:
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[ M U E L ] says:
‘trus mau ke amrik’

ndhee© says:
dia pikir lo RANDYY nyeeettt!!!

[ M U E L ] says:
hahahahaha

ndhee© says:
begoo dehhhh

[ M U E L ] says:
yaaammmpuuuunn

[ M U E L ] says:
detail bgt emak lo

ndhee© says:
ktnya “ia kok randy! tuh ada votonyaa lg nyengir tadii”

ndhee© says:
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[ M U E L ] says:
ooooh panteeees

[ M U E L ] says:
dy ampe jelasin gitu

ndhee© says:
MANA MIRIPNYAAAAA?!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ M U E L ] says:
hahahahhahaha

ndhee© says:
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[ M U E L ] says:
gw mirip randy?

[ M U E L ] says:
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[ M U E L ] says:
masya aulooooooooooooh

ndhee© says:
emang agak2 tuh mamak gue

[ M U E L ] says:
ohh

[ M U E L ] says:
trus gw blg aja ‘maaf tante’

ndhee© says:
ia2

ndhee© says:
hahahaha

[ M U E L ] says:
trus ‘ooh’

[ M U E L ] says:
gitu2

ndhee© says:
ms ktnya “ia tuh ada votonya randy lg nyengir”

ndhee© says:
busetttttt

[ M U E L ] says:
emak lo nanti ngira si randy cuek lagi

[ M U E L ] says:
bhahahhahah

ndhee© says:
gue blg “ha? randy mna ada voto lg nyengirr??”

ndhee© says:
trs gw tanya “emg nick nya apa? atang?”

ndhee© says:
emak gw blg “bukan. nicknya muel.. sapa sih?”

ndhee© says:
masya tuhan

ndhee© says:
hahahaha

[ M U E L ] says:
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaahhaha

[ M U E L ] says:
geblekkkkkkk

ndhee© says:
ahahahah

ndhee© says:
gile pede bgt emak gw ampe ngasih tau nya detail gt

ndhee© says:
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ndhee© says:
mokal nih gue sbg anak

[ M U E L ] says:
hahahhahaa

[ M U E L ] says:
cie yang abangnya mo ke amrikk

[ M U E L ] says:
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ndhee© says:
(emoticon org lagi ngakak gede bgt)

ndhee© says:
hooh

ndhee© says:
(emoticon org lagi malu2 kucing, pipinya merah gitu kiri kanan dua2nya)

[ M U E L ] says:
aduh bsk gw crita un4getable

ndhee© says:
cie2

ndhee© says:
apaan un4getable moment lo?

ndhee© says:
chatting ama emak gue?

ndhee© says:
(emoticon org lagi ngakak gede bgt)

[ M U E L ] says:
kayanya

[ M U E L ] says:
hahahahahha

[ M U E L ] says:
’so yesterday.. i chatted with my friend’s mother

[ M U E L ] says:
she tells me that her son is going to go to USA

[ M U E L ] says:
and she is really happy for that..”

[ M U E L ] says:
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ndhee© says:
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ndhee© says:
e’e looo!

yahh begitulah ceritanyaa.
sekian dan terimakasih.

ndhee XP